A man has only one escape from his old self... to see a different self in the mirror of a woman's eyes.
The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you.
Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract and then goes into it... deserves all the consequences.
Husbands and Wives... Why is it that a wife always cleans exactly what needs to be cleaned- no more and no less. A husband, on the other hand, never seems to get it right- his wife will always find something he missed.