No longer lend your strength to that which you wish to be free from.

Philosophy of Love By: Unknown

You're the closest thing to perfect, But the furthest thing from me.

Personal Love By: Unknown

They call it "love" because "insanity" was already taken.

Cynical Love By: NLT

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior.

Humorous Love By: Rita Rudner