My Girlfriend I'm Going To Marry And Love Also Too
HER NAME IS MAYBELLINE CELLOPHANE BURMIESTER
AND I LOVE HER VERY MUCH LIKE I ALWAYS DID
SHE LIVES CLOSER TO THE VALLEY THAN WE DO
AND IT'S A LONG WAY OVER THERE BUT I LOVE HER TOO
SHE REMINDS ME OF MY AUNT MARY SOMETIMES
AND SOMETIMES SHE REMINDS ME OF MY GRANDMAW TOO
SHE IS VERY PRETTY BUT MORE PRETTIER FROM A DISTANCE
LIKE MOST GIRLS ARE WHO LIVE CLOSER TO THE VALLEY YOU KNOW
SHE CAN DO A LOTS OF THINGS REAL GOOD SOMETIMES
SHE CAN PLUCK A CHICKEN AND COOK IT REAL GOOD TOO
I ALMOST NEVER FIND FEATHER STUBS WHEN SHE COOKS
SHE MAKES GOOD CORNBREAD BUT IT'S A LITTLE HARD
HER DADDY LIKES ME AND I LIKE HIM ALSO TOO
HE MAKES SOME GOOD SHINE BUT NOT ALOT ANY MORE
HE GOT ONE OF THEM PIT BULLS AND HAD TO SHOOT HIM
HE WAS EATING THE CHICKENS TOO MUCH ALSO TOO
MAYBELLINE SAID WHEN SHE GETS TO BE OLD ENOUGH
SHE WILL GET MARRIED TO ME IF I STILL LOVE HER
I MEAN TO TELL YOU I REALLY DO LOVE HER TOO
HER DADDY SAID WE CAN HAVE HIS RADIO BUT IT'S BROKE
I BOUGHT US A TRUCK WITH NO MOTOR IN IT
AND MY COUSIN SAID HE WILL FIND US A MOTOR
I AM READY NOW TO GET MARRIED ALSO TOO
AND MAYBELLINE LIKES THE TRUCK A LOTS
IT'S UP TO HER DADDY WHEN SHE GETS OLD ENOUGH
SO I HELP HIM A LOTS SO HE KNOWS I'M READY
WHEN WE GET MARRIED I'M GOING TO BUY SOME TEETH BRACES
AND GIVE THEM TO MAYBELLINE TO PUT ON HER TEETH
I CAN PROVE HOW MUCH I LOVE HER ALSO TOO
I BOUGHT HER A NECKLACE WITH A FISH ON IT
SHE WEARS IT ALL THE TIME WHEN I GO OVER THERE
I DO ALL THE NICE THINGS BECAUSE I CARE YOU KNOW
