I LOVE YOU LOTS AND VERY MUCH AND MORE ON WEEKENDS
OUR LOVE IS WHOLESOME ALSO TOO
IT'S THE AMERICAN THING TO DO
I COULD WAVE THE FLAG SOMETIMES
WHEN I AM LOOKING AT YOU SOMETIMES
I REALLY LOVE YOU MORE ON THE WEEKENDS
AS MUCH AS I LOVE AUNT MARY
SHE IS MY FAVORITE AUNT YOU KNOW
YOU DON'T KNOW HER BUT I DO
SHE USED TO OWN A BEER JOINT YOU KNOW
THE COPS BUSTED HER YOU KNOW
IT WAS THOSE KIDS WHO BOUGHT THE BEER
THEY ALL KNOW I LOVE YOU THOUGH
I WRITE THESE BEAUTIFUL POEMS ALL THE TIME
YOU KNOW I REALLY MEAN THEM
BECAUSE EVERYBODY KNOWS I LOVE YOU
AND YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU ALSO TOO A-LOTS
I CAN PROVE HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU
I TOLD GRANDPA HOMER I DID JUST BEFORE HE DIED
YOU COULD ASK HIM IF HE WAS STILL HERE
WHAT MORE PROOF DO I NEED, YOU KNOW
GRANDMAW HOMER SAID SHE TALKS TO HIM YOU KNOW
BUT HE DIDN'T TELL HER WHAT I SAID
YOU KNOW ONE DAY HE REALLY WILL
TELL HER WHAT I SAID YOU KNOW
SO IT'S OKAY TO LOVE ME A-LOTS TOO
AND DO A-LOTS OF THINGS ON THE WEEKENDS
YOU KNOW I REALLY DO LOVE YOU TOO
AND I WILL LOVE YOU MORE ON THE WEEKENDS TOO
